maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
