My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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