I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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