I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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