got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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