But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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