I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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