Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
