I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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