What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize