my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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