she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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