from now on my penis is your penis
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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