I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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