i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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