Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
COCAINE IS GR8
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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