He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Randomize