I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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