next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
