She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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