she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just gift wrapped bread.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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