My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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