He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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