Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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