theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
