wanna go halves on a baby?
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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