There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
