you win again, gameday.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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