Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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