seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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