As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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