how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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