I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that