i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.