Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium