So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops