Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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