Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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