everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
This toilet bowl is my home.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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