Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
In other news, I just burned my penis
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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