Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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