Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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