where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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