Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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