ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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