hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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