it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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