You're earring is so big in my mouth
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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