I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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