Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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