No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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