it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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