Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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