Pregnant stripper...not hot.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
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He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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