Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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